| Current Location:
St Joseph, MO
| What do you do in the band?
Try to keep up
| Favorite Song Retro@ctive does?
Too early to tell - leaning toward Lets Go Crazy
| Favorite Song Retro@ctive will never do?
Albuquerque by Weird Al Yankovic
| How old would you be if you didn't know your age and why?
I don't know that I would really worry about it. I generally don't act my age as it is now.
| What is your favorite 80's movie?
This Is Spinal Tapp
| How did you arrive at this band?
In my van
| What do you do when you're not rocking the stage?
stilt walking, unicycling, sword swallowing and juggling (better at some of these than others)
| If you could get a message out to a large number of people, what would that message be?
Watch what I can do!
| What hobby would you like to take up?|
fire eating... I am not kidding
| If you didnt play the instrument you currently do in this band, which would you play and why?
I would sing. Tons less to set up and tear down.
| If you had to change the name of the band, what would you change it to and why?
Mr. Greenjeans or Here's Johnny! I have no idea why.
| What advice do you generally offer?
Rather than have a job you love, have a job you can tolerate so you'll better appreciate and look forward to the time away from it.
| Anything else???
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.